The one thing our sheriff Ana Franklin has always had is the gift of gab. It doesn't matter if it's horse talk, video, real-time news, or news articles. Sheriff Franklin just like Greg Steenson can spin a tall story. Dang, we sure do miss Ol treetrimmer. Funny how treetrimmer's gift of gab stopped once he went to jail. It must be tough for Steenson to set in an old dirty jail cell with his obsessive-compulsive disorder for cleanliness. He recently rented a condo on the lake and had the carpet replaced because it was frayed. That's right folks. Steenson cannot stand even getting his feet dirty. Jail is not the place to be with those kinds of fetishes.
How would Ana handle jail time? When she barks an order she expects those around her to jump to attention. Will it work if she throws the F-bomb at the jailers? What would Ana do if she is served the same kind of slop she serves the inmates? How would Ana handle flip-flops, a towel, a bar of soap, an orange suit, three meals and a cot, a blanket and a pillow? Sorry, Ana, there is no booze in the pokey.
We can't help but wonder while we wander.