Special Agent Man. But! Who is he?
I don't know why we didn't think of this before. We should have contacted the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency and ask them to personally assign Special Agent Steven Ziaja to investigate the Title Mart debacle. Oh wait! Wouldn't that be a conflict of interest? OK! How about his boss John Venegoni? Nope! Couldn't use him either. Another conflict of interest.
This music is dedicated to Secret Agent Man Steven Ziaja