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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

A look back at the Bradley hearing April, 2018

Looking back we recall Deputy Dockery mentioning that the sheriff and/or one of her thugs asked for surveillance equipment and Dockery refused to provide those items.  Would that stop someone who is desperate?

We can only wonder what if any steps may have been taken to shut the whistleblowers down.  The fact that the equipment was requested in its self is troubling.   Was the sheriff's office actually conducting an investigation on the whistleblowers?  We also know that Ana told one person who she thought she could trust about her plans to raid the whistleblower's office prior to taking that action. Would it have made a difference?

We know that Ana's attorney sat in on meeting about the raid.  We know that ole Billable jumped up and down during bankruptcy proceedings pertaining to Performance Auto Sales demanding to know the name of the whistleblowers.

Call us anytime our tools are computers.

We have a lot of folks who think the gif's take away from the message.  Maybe for some but for us who have lived through the antics, it's kind of a release that gives us an opportunity to walk away from the seriousness of what has happened.

One thing we know for sure it that the Keylogger Software exists.  If you would place Keylogger software on computers or have it done what else would you do? 

Tuesday, November 13, 2018


Well the devil went down to Georgia to try to make a sweet deal...sorry Ana no deal...good try though. Seems like desperate measures are being taken by this Sheriff to still try to get folks to lie for her.Nobody is willing to lie for you...a little too late.Desperado...why don't you come to you senses....

Monday, November 12, 2018


If our sources are correct, inmate Butler walked off work release last week, and to the best of our knowledge has not been recaptured. We also hear that there is another female inmate that was released by accident who hasn't been recaptured and has racked up 4 additional felonies. We are verifying both incidents. 

1. Where is the news conference Ana to inform Morgan County citizens.
2. Why is this happening so often?
Morgan County has a right to know when an inmate escapes for safety reasons.

Relax! Patience is a virtue... What else can we do?

Folks we hear more and more stories on a daily basis.  Stories that we can't blog about.  We can only hope Steven Ziaja tells all.  

Shame on Ana

Looking Back at Embarrassment

Looking Back at Embarrassment

Friday, November 9, 2018

Cullman County Votes Yes

Blogger Comments:  Folks, the folks in Cullman County voted yes.  The question is why doesn't the legislature take this issue up and make it a law across the state?  Sheriffs should not be authorized to take inmate food funds.

Deciding fate of jail food funds

Gentry hopeful voters choose to part ways with law allowing sheriff to pocket meal money

Blogger seeks to dismiss Morgan sheriff's libel claim

Folks, it looks like we made Page 1 of the Daily.   Again.  Above the fold.  We will include some excerpts but encourage you to read the whole article by Eric Fleischauer.  Read all about it at the link.

A battle over free speech is playing out in a federal courthouse as a Falkville blogger seeks to block defamation claims filed against her by Morgan County Sheriff Ana Franklin.
“The blog contains information of legitimate public concern that are matters of public interest,” Brandy Lee of Birmingham, one of Glenda Lockhart’s lawyers, said Thursday.
Lee, who this week filed a motion to dismiss the counterclaim, said the blog played a part in remedying a public problem by bringing attention to misconduct by the defendants.
“For example, the blog made statements about the improper use of jail food money,” Lee said. “This information was proven true. The sheriff invested funds contrary to a federal court order in a now-bankrupt company run by a felon.”
Due to First Amendment concerns, statements made about public officials or matters of public concern — even if false — are not grounds for a defamation claim unless the official can demonstrate they were published with “actual malice.”  “Corruption by public officials and their delegates within the sheriff’s office is a real public concern which I believe will protect my client’s free speech,” Lee said.
One of the first things we did when we started the blog was to make sure we were firm constitutional ground.  We are.  The article continues with more detail, laying out the claims and counter-claims without a lot of legalese.  Enjoy the read.

Thursday, November 8, 2018

Help me - I say somebody help me

Blogger Comments:  Folks, according to the Washington Examiner Luther Strange knew something before it happened.  Strange and Jeff Sessions apparently have been friends for quite some time.  Luther Strange and Sheriff Ana Franklin have been friends for a long time.  Ana tried Lord, knows she tried.  When all else failed she slipped a note to Vice President Pence.  What will Ana try next?

Strange coincidence: Luther Strange tweeted 'Jeff Sessions for Senate in 2020!' right before resignation by Caitlin Yilek

We are eagerly awaiting - A new beginning

Blogger Comments:  Folks we are excited that once Ron Puckett is sworn in as our new sheriff a lot of healing will take place in our county.  There are some very good people, hard-working people that work for the Morgan County Sheriffs Office who have suffered over the past 7 years and 10 months.

Morgan County Sheriff-elect ready to create fresh start for dept.

Sheriff Ron Puckett - Making a difference

WEB EXTRA: Morgan County Sheriff-elect discusses initiatives

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Some Limestone County Folks Unhappy

Folks, some folks in Limestone County are upset because they believe Blakely is not a good steward of the sheriff's office money.  See below.  Well! You now have four more years of Blakely.  On the other hand, he has not taken inmate food funds since he requested and received the legal opinion that he could not take inmate food funds from the inmate food funds. 

This is the exact same desk as Limestone County Sheriff Mike Blakely has in his office except for the color or stain?  A $6,000.00 desk for a county sheriff? Is that being frugal with tax dollars?


The peoples choice

Thank You Arthur Orr and the citizens of Morgan County

Blogger Comments:  Congratulations to Bill Hopkins Jr. for winning his re-election campaign.  Congratulations also go out to Arthur Orr who spearheaded Amendment One (1) which allowed the voters to speak loud and clear so that sheriffs can no longer take home inmate food funds.  Hopefully, there will be a movement across the state that will stop sheriffs from taking inmate food funds for their own personal use.

Morgan County voters elect superintendent to third term, commissioner to sixth term and approve jail food amendment

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    Lawrence County

    Blogger Comments:  Now that Lawrence County has a new sheriff the inmate food funds will remain in the account they belong in to feed the inmates.  Congratulations Mr. Max Sanders, Sr.  The citizens of Alabama are sick and tired of sheriffs taking inmate food funds and it shows in the polls.

    New sheriff in town for Lawrence County

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    Tuesday, November 6, 2018

    We VOTED - Did You?

    We apparently missed a Decatur Daily Poll that overwhelmingly supports disallowing the MC Sheriff from taking inmate food funds.

    Ana, you should be thanking the whistleblowers for bringing to the attention of the voters the amount of money you took from the inmate food funds in one day alone.

    You would not have won this race. We hear jokingly that you wrote your own name in for sheriff.  Can't say we blame you if you did.  It might have been the only one you got.  It's all right, momma.  We have a new sheriff in town.  We look forward to a fresh change for Morgan County.  We have had egg on our faces long enough.  So thanks a bunch...  You made it all happen...

    We can barely wait to see the turn out on Local Amendment One (1).

    By the way Ana, who you hiding on the 3d floor?

    More Questions than Answers

    Sheriff Ana Franklin, a true law enforcement officer, had no clue what Keylogger Software was on November 5, 2016.  Ana swore under oath in Leon Bradley's hearing that neither she, JP, Robert Wilson or Blake Robinson provided Danel Lockhart keylogger software.

    How hard it must be to be a liar.  What's sad is all the hurt Warden Leon Bradley and his family have gone through because he was a standup guy and told the truth.  What a shame that some folks will intentionally to go out and try to destroy those who told the truth.  So desperate was Ana Franklin to stop Leon Bradley and the whistleblowers, because she feared that it would interfere with her bid for reelection, that she went to extreme lengths to lie and try to destroy those who knew some of her dirty little secrets.

    The Priceville Partners, LLC information that the whistleblowers collected must have made some people desperate.  Cases in point Steven Ziaja and Greg Steenson.  We feel confident that Sheriff Franklin wasn't handling it very well either.  Lord! We can't recall the number of lies she told about where she got the money before the checks were posted that proved she took the money from inmate food funds.

    Sheriff Ana Franklin was so desperate to stop the whistleblowers that she threatened Daniel Lockhart to ensure that he did her bidding.  No military, no fire department work, no nothing.  Daniel would not have been able to work anywhere.  Threats and intimidation are alive and well.

    Furthermore, it is hard to believe that after Ana and goons delivered the keylogger, they never mentioned it to Judge Thompson.  Nor did they mention that he was the whistleblower's grandson.  We have our doubts that she informed the AG's office about keylogger software either.  Franklin's lies stretch from one spectrum to the other. 

    One thing is for sure.  When she and her goons found out that we were aware of the keylogger software, they were jumping around like Mexican jumping beans.  It's the most fun thing we have ever seen. 

    Looking Back

    Folks, during Leon Bradley's hearing in April 2018 Sheriff Franklin was asked by Attorney Tuten if the Drug Task Force maintains files on confidential informants.  Franklin admitted that they do.  When questioned sheriff Ana Franklin said she believed there was a file on Daniel Lockhart (DL) and she thought it was at the sheriff's office but she wasn't sure.  Apparently, they pick and choose which informants to record.  In other words agent's discretion.  According to Franklin sometimes they even video but not most of the time.

    So! Where are the recordings and records of DL'S interviewS?  We are not talking about the verbatim documents that Ana's friend prepared.  For that matter where are DL's records.  It may be one of those cases that the dog ate my evidence.

    Folks, the sheriff is a piece of work. When asked about Leon Bradley and when the investigation began on him, Franklin went back again with her story of the whistleblower.  Franklin claimed she had received criminal information on the whistleblower for two years.  What criminal information Ana?

    Folks, Ana Franklin lied to a judge when she claimed she had been receiving criminal information on the whistleblower for two years.  Franklin was dead set to destroy the whistleblower through lies and slander.  We can honestly say that if Franklin had had anything to use to arrest the whistleblowers she would have done so.  Instead, she lied to a judge and continued to slander the whistleblower.  If Sheriff Franklin had anything criminal to use against the whistleblower she would have had no need to lie and deceive Judge Thompson to obtain her goal.  Had she had "real" criminal activity then it would not be slander.

    More later on DL informant records.

    Where are the tapes...send in the tapes?  The song Send in the clowns fits these unfit cops who acted like a bunch of clowns.

    Monday, November 5, 2018

    Why does Morgan County Need The Proposed Local Amendment Number One (1)?

    One Word ANA

    Folks, Arthur Orr set a path for those of us in Morgan County to vote to raise the sheriff's salary and keep their hands off of inmate food funds.  See Proposed Local Amendment Number 1 (1).  We feel comfortable that our new sheriff has the moral, ethical, and legal responsibility not to touch the inmate food funds.  This Amendment will remain in place for years to come if we in Morgan County vote YES to accept this local Amendment.

    Don't Forget to Vote

    Dirty Cops

    Folks, we believe it has been clearly proven that Sheriff Ana Franklin, Bones Wilson, Blake Robinson, and Justin Powell are dirty.  Real dirty.  They want to cry, deny, and play games acting as if everything that happened in court on April 29, 2018, was nothing but lies.  They want us to believe that the honest law enforcement officers that stood up to their criminal acts and reported them are liars.  Who would you believe?

    It is evident that the sheriff and her goons had a criminal intent; that they planned on destroying the whistleblower and Leon Bradley for standing up for what was right.  What is laughable is that they have no clue the amount of information that went across the river.  Not to mention the sweating they should be doing from when the FBI and Steenson stood by a creek one bright sunny day and watched evidence being pulled from the creek.

    We can't leave Steven Ziaja out either.  Ziaja made an agreement with the state to rat the dirty boogers out.  We can only imagine what all he has to say about the dirty little secrets.  Our question for Steven is:   are you under investigation by any other agencies? 

    The folks around Morgan County no longer believe that anything will ever happen to Ana and her goons.  We still believe. 

    Why does the whistleblower keep posting this story?  Because the truth finally came out.

    Court ruling slams sheriff, deputies

    A judge said Morgan County Sheriff Ana Franklin, shown in 2017, and one of her deputies "deliberately misled" a court in obtaining search warrants related to a former county jail warden and blogger. [JOHN GODBEY/DECATUR DAILY] John Godbey/Decatur Daily


    Sunday, November 4, 2018

    Salt of the Earth?

    Folks, we keep hearing from folks who are concerned that nothing will ever happen to Ana and her gang.  Folks are worried that even if it does, it won't be before the General Election next Tuesday.  Folks we all want to see Sheriff Ana Franklin and her gang to go to jail.  The same way Steenson did and Steven Ziaj did.

    We are not in control of the outcome of any of these cases any more than the whistleblower is with the case Ana has brought against her.  We will say this: sheriff Franklin has tried hard.  She wants the whistleblowers bad or, those she believes to be whistleblowers so bad that she claims that a whistleblower manipulated a sitting judge to believe that Salt of the Earth Sheriff Ana Franklin, Bones Wilson, Blake Robinson, and Justin Powell could not have possibly done anything wrong.

    Folks.  That is a desperate attempt to make these claims with no proof what so ever.  When has Ana ever needed proof?  Ana had no proof to bust in the whistleblowers' office or have her informant do it for her because she was too big of a coward to obtain a warrant legally.  And stooped to the lowest of the lowest levels to keep the whistleblowers from blowing on her.

    Sheriff Ana Franklin found no proof of wrongdoing at the whistleblower's office.  We got too close to the Title Mart operation.  We had to be stopped.  Why! Old Billable Barney demanded to know in bankruptcy court who the whistleblower is.  This all came before Ana and her gang plotted to raid the whistleblower's office late one night.  A night that Sheriff Franklin must have thought would be the end of the whistleblowers and if it wasn't the end, the sheriff vowed to make the whistleblower pay.  Ana's once long-term lover was the one she wanted to run over with a bush hog and watch his head pop like a watermelon.  That doesn't sound like true love to us.  If Ana was reelected she had plans for him as well.  Not to mention her disdain for Bili and some of the others in her command staff.

    One thing Ana wanted more than anything was the whistleblower and Warden Leon Bradley.  She got both but then it was hard for her to turn loose of them because Judge Thompson set the record straight for the people of Morgan County.  Ana the sweetheart of the county was exposed for what she really is.  A liar, a deceiver, a user, and a loser.  The problem is Ana hasn't lost nearly as much as those she went after.  Warden Bradley lost his job.  His loving family, church and friends stood by him and still do.  Warden Bradley was embarrassed but Ana didn't win.  She lost the battle and the war against Leon.  His embarrassment was only for a time.  Sheriff Ana Franklin and her gang lost a lifetime of respect.  We hope they lose a lot more than that and it ain't their life.  We want them to go to jail.  Ana claimed that the whistleblower tried to kill her.  Dang, we don't want her dead, we just want her in jail.  Is that too much to ask?  Lord what an outrageous claim.

    So eager were they to know what we were up to they followed people not just people but their own employees up to the FBI office to see who was ratting them out.  Ana and Gang, you have been ratted by most of the people who know what you have done.

    Salt of the Earth you are not.  Desperate you are.  Desperate people do stupid stuff.  That's a fact.

    Morgan County Citizens Get Out And Vote

    Blogger Comments:  Folks please take the time to click on the URL below and read the entire article.  We encourage all citizens registered to vote to turn out and vote.  We in Morgan County are on the right track.  Arthur Orr is a find decent man who has done what he said he would do.  Ray Long is pushing forward, and Ron Puckett is a man of faith who will never stoop to the level of taking inmate food funds.  It takes a low life person who will cage a man, woman, dog, cat, or any other creature of nature and then fail to feed them adequately.

    It is wrong folks.  Sheriffs are powerful people in the State of Alabama.  They seem to have more power than any other political figure.  We believe that power goes to the less scrupulous sheriffs that they are all powerful and above the laws, they are sworn to uphold.  

    Sheriffs such as what we have seen with the 49 who refuse to tell the public how much money they have taken from inmate food funds do not deserve to serve out their terms, let alone be re-elected to continue keeping their dirty little secrets.  By the way, some of your dirty little secrets are no longer secrets.

    What is amazing about these folks is that they are incredulous when they get caught.  They just can't believe they have done is wrong.

    Amendment would stop Morgan sheriff from using jail food money, increase salary

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    Dear Concerned Citizens of Lawrence County

    Let us express first that we could not care less if you are a Democrat or a Republican the question we have is Sheriff Gene Mitchell an honest sheriff who did not take inmate food funds over the past twelve years?  N,o he isn't.  Gene said he would not take inmates food funds.  He lied.  He lied to the sum of up to 88K per year or more.

    Gene Mitchell also assured the public he would not hire his brothers.  He did.  Another lie.  An ethics violation.  Gene has not worried in the past twelve years that he may get caught up in the controversy over taking the inmate food funds.  That is up until Sheriff Ana Franklin was caught red-handed with her hand in the forbidden cookie jar.  Ana Franklin brought a lot to light to include the Etowah County Sheriff food funds and another dirty sheriff.  The next thing we know is there are some 47 sheriffs who refuse to reveal the amount of money they have actually taken over the years.

    If we are not mistaken Ole Gene was asked by Fob James to resign or be fired.   Folks need to stop looking at these folks with rose colored glasses.  Gene Mitchell may be a mighty fine man at one point.  We have submitted documentation that proves some things look and smell fishy.  That is because it is.

    In case anybody is interested the whistleblowers do not know Max Sanders but if he isn't honest and becomes the next sheriff of Lawrence County, you will find out about it.  It isn't hard to see what these folks are made of.

    Gene has told so many different stories to the media that he can't keep up with his own stories.  If one article is accurate he could have taken upwards of $790,000.00 dollars.  We don't know for sure how much money Gene Mitchell took because he refuses to release those figures.  Why?  If he has done nothing wrong, release the figures before the election, Gene.  Let the people know what a good honest man you are.

    The Etowah County Sheriff released his numbers which were upwards of $700,000.00.  Sheriff Ana Franklin refused to release the amount of inmate food funds she has taken.  Wonder why?  You folks are cowards behind badges that you must give you a license to take from people you house in your jails who we believe are not getting adequate nutritional meals because of greedy politician sheriffs that put their selfish wants before the people they serve, inmates, and employees.

    We don't know the man Gene Michell but we know enough through documents and pictures to tell you that we would not vote him for hog catcher or chicken catcher either one.

    Democrat or Republican corruption is corruption.  If you lie, steal, and cheat you are deplorable.  We learned that the hard way with Sheriff Ana Franklin.

    If Gene Mitchell wins another four years the only thing that can save the inmate food funds is the legislature.  Good luck with that one.

    Friday, November 2, 2018

    Mud and Muddy

    Blogger Comments:  Folks, it ain't slinging mud when it's a fact.  And yes "when you get in the mud you just get muddy."  When you roll in dung you also get dung on you.  When you lie you look like a liar.  All seems to fit.

    Folks, get out and vote.  Get rid of the liars that promise not to take inmate food funds.  Get rid of the liars' claim they will not hire their relatives, but hire them once they are elected.  

    Gene Mitchell may run a clean campaign but his actions appear about as clean as getting in mud and getting muddy.

    Sheriff Gene Mitchell - Speaks with forked tongue

    Blogger Comments:  Sheriff Gene Mitchell, speaking with a forked tongue, hiring his brothers, says he won't take inmate food funds (but does), doesn't know if he profited from inmate food funds, and who is trying to help him out with some of his lies?

    Like many of the other sheriffs in Alabama who have taken inmate food funds, Mitchell got his share.  What if anything will Governor Ivey and or the legislature do about this problem?  Sheriffs have taken millions of dollars in inmate food funds over the years and will not stop unless the legislature takes action.  

    That's what happens when you kiss up to a man who speaks with a forked tongue.

    Excerpts from articles below along with a copy of the request for information and the response from the Lawrence County Commission.

    Ole Gene seems to be very popular in Lawrence County.  Sure hope you folks are as lucky as we are in Morgan County.  No More Ana.
    Just a reminder, in 2006 then sheriff candidate Gene Mitchell told the Decatur Daily he would not keep leftover jail food money. It would go into the county general fund. Since taking office in January 2007 he has kept all jail food funds.

    Lawrence County Sheriff Gene Mitchell says he keeps the state-issued money for the feeding of inmates in a personal account, but doesn't know if he has personally profited from the $1.75 per-inmate, per-day payments.  (August 24, 2018 Dec. Daily).

    Mitchell said his department receives $1.75 per inmate per day from the state to feed the prisoners three meals a day. He said the Lawrence County Jail, with a designed capacity of 115, currently houses 140 inmates. Those numbers add up to $245 a day to serve 420 meals. At a 140-inmate basis, the Sheriff’s Department would receive $89,425 to serve 153,300 meals annually. “There’s certainly no money left over, but you’ve got to feed them if the money is in the budget or not,” Mitchell said.  (March 23, 2018 Dec. Daily).
    Two quotes within five months, in Sheriff Gene Mitchell says he doesn't know if he has personally profited, in the other, he states There's certainly no money left over. How does he know there is no money left over if he doesn't know if he is profiting or not? Think about it, if there is no money left over then he is not profiting, why not just say that, why say he doesn't know. Is that to provide him cover if it comes out that he is profiting from the leftover jail food money?  Also, does this sound like someone who is on top of their record keeping? Or is this someone splitting hairs with the truth?  I think the sheriff or his office manager knows exactly how much money is coming in, how much is going out and what is left over if any. I think he or she knows to the penny, this is just smoke and mirrors because I think he like every other sheriff who has revealed their records is making a lot of money off the leftover jail food money. 
    Gene Mitchell says stay out of his personal taxes, if he so desired he could release the records of the jail food account only which would show what is going in and what is coming out and it would reveal exactly if and by how much he is profiting or losing money and this could be done without releasing any of his personal tax information not related to the jail food account. Who manages the jail food account? Is Gene Mitchell saying that the ONLY records related to the jail food account are his taxes? What or where is the information that he provides his accountant or the person who prepares his taxes? Does he provide them with some documentation? If so where is that documentation? All this tax bull is just so he can keep from revealing the true numbers of the food account.

    More overtime information on Sheriff' Mitchell's brothers!

    For a sheriff who posted on facebook a few weeks ago he had 7 investigators and with all this overtime available for his brothers, why do we not have road deputies to answer calls? Why are the road deputies being worked to death running from call to call with only two deputies on duty at a time to cover the whole county? Seems like poor management of resources to me. Too many supervisors. 

    Here we have 14 hours of overtime each, again the exact same number of hours 
    which is a little strange. both of these Monday thru Friday employees have overtime on the weekend when the Courthouse and administrative offices at the sheriffs office are closed. Cost involved, Chief Deputy Colonel Kenneth Mitchell at $34.86 per overtime hour,total $488.04 for 14 hours. Captain Curtis Mitchell at $31.97 per overtime hour, total $447.58 for 14 hours.

    Sheriff, why are your brothers getting all this overtime when they are both at the top of the sheriff's department pay scale.  Sheriff, do you think this is a good management of your resources. What does this say about your management style?

    Again Sheriff, do you have a reply regarding overtime, your budget or management of the sheriff office's resources including staffing and scheduling?

    Thursday, November 1, 2018

    Wow! Ana going to work? Why bother?

    Folks, our sources tell us that Sheriff Ana Franklin has been in the office four or five times during the past couple of weeks.  Probably trying to figure out if she can pawn Greg Steenson off on another sheriff.  Ana could call Marshall County Sheriff Walls to help her out.  That may not have worked to well for him the last time he took a very ill inmate.

    Limestone County sheriff dumped Steenson back in Ana's lap.  It's pretty bad when sheriffs in surrounding counties don't want to take your inmates.

    At one time when Ana was on top of her game, there was a lot of swapping of inmates.

    Does it really matter at this point anyway?  Judge Thompson clipped Ana, Bones, Blake, and Powell's wings when he let the entire state know the corruption they had been involved in.  The lies, deceit, unlawful, and corrupt actions of those employees who have been identified in a court of law and not to mention the law enforcement officers that were brave enough to testify against them.

    Sheriff Ana Franklin was a popular sheriff.   Everybody thought sweet Ana was going to change the direction that the MC sheriffs office had been going in.  Buddy!  She changed it alright.  Ana made a name for herself.  Big time.

    Ana rebuilt the posse.  Horse trailers, horses, fine saddles, equine equipment for the best of the best.  Thousands and thousands of dollars.  Money that was supposed to augment the sheriff's office and go to special needs.  Special needs indeed.  Guess where the money went?

    Vice President welcomed to Birmingham

    Blogger Comments:  Folks we have viewed all the pictures of VP Pence visit and did not see hide nor hair of sheriff Franklin.  The event appeared to have gone off as planned.  No sheriff Ana Franklin in opened toed shoes with white socks on.  No folded notes to speak of.  Maybe Ana learned her lesson.  Do not slip high ranking officials notes in view of millions of viewers.  Somebody is going to catch it.  

    Franklin appeared to have a note ready to hand off to President Trump but was ignored so Ana did all she could do which was hand VP Pence a note.  Desperate.  A desperate sheriff that made irreversible decisions.  

    The conspiracy theory is hilarious but we have to tell you that the white socks with open-toed shoes in a formal uniform was tacky.